A friend of mine knows I enjoy help desk parodies and recently sent me this...
If you thought the Windows Vista help desk had problems, spare a thought for those brave people manning the Etch-a-Sketch helpdesk....
Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I create a new document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I set the foreground and background to the same colour?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What is the proper procedure for re-booting my etch-a-sketch?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I delete a document on my etch-a-sketch?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I save my etch-a-sketch document?
A. Don't shake it.
It reminds us of a converstaion between an I.T helpdesk and a customer that went something along these lines...
"My monitors just gone blank", "can you see the power lead?", "No", "follow the power lead to the back of the computer", "I can't see it", "why not? Is something obstructing the cables? you may need to pull your desk out", "No it's not that - all the lights have gone out", "have you had a power cut?", "Yes", "that would explain why your monitors not working"
It's very easy to be confused by new (and not so new) technology, especially when it's something you don't do every day - like shopping online for a personalised photo gift.
At Fabulous Photo Gifts, we have friendly, understanding and real people at the end of the phone so if you are struggling to get to grips with online shopping, (you're not alone!) please feel free to call us and we can either talk you through the process or arrange to accept your order by post.
Minimum fuss, maximum understanding, infinite patience and a 'happy to help you' philosophy make Fabulous Photo Gifts the obvious choice for your next personalised photo gift purchase.
Fine Chocolate offers, tutorials for Blogger, Twitter and Tumblr etc. Published social networking 'how to' articles and News of licenced photography sales by Mandy Collins from the Purple 13 studio.
A little flavour of what's in store...
- Gifts and Giveaways
- Fine chocolate gifts - Blogging Tutorials
- Blog, twitter and tumblr - Social networking tips
- Published how-to articles - Licenced image sales
- Art & photography by Mandy Collins
Gifts & Giveaways
Fine chocolate offers and vouchers....latest offer
Blogging tutorials
Easy tips to make your blog, twitter or tumblr accounts look good....see example
Social networking tips
Published articles by me on networking and social tools....see example
Art & Photography
Licenced images by Mandy Collins....read more
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
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